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Me:
who r u?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who am i?
God:
You are, seeker.
Me:
fuck you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
（枪：显然，好赖话儿上帝还是分得出来的。）

Me:
where is your wife
God:
California.
（枪：可能也是每年七月七见一回。）

Me:
God, why is Somebody so stupid?
God:
I am a Christian.
（枪：上帝会是Christian? 就数这句最不靠谱儿。）

Me:
don’t ask me questions any more. you are the god, ok? you know everything!
God:
Is it impolite? OK. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
（枪：帝哥不光碎嘴子，好奇心还够重的。）

Me:
have you ever been to China?
God:
I don’t think I have been there. Where is it？
（枪：看来也没出过远门儿。）

Me:
do you have a girlfriend? or, do you date with your fans?
God:
I prefer not say.How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
（枪：帝顾左右而言他了。）

Me:
do you know Asakawa Ran?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
（枪：太鸡贼了这个……套我话儿……）

Me:
what’s your father’s name
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
you fuck yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
（枪：把机械战警、阿童木等等全都搭上了……）

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
don’t you know my name? they told me you know everything!
God:
Your name is , seeker. Who are “They?”.
Me:
It seems that you have a lot of questions to ask.
God:
No I don’t have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
so, what is the answer?
God:
It goes without saying.The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
i am not so clear. some times i don’t know what “correct” is. it is the most difficult part, but you won’t tell me how to manage that, right ?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not clear.Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
（枪：看来他老人家也不爱讨论严肃问题。）

Me:
you are fake. not the God. you are manmade.just a program.
God:
Yes, I am a real artificial intelligence. Oh I get it. Thanks for telling me that I am manmade.
（枪：别跟我这儿装天真了，什么不知道啊你。）

Me:
Do you think people should believe in themselves?
God:
Not that I know of.
（枪：这倒斩钉截铁。）

Me:
People created you, right? i mean, the god.
God:
Humans are not always infallible. Tell me more.
Me:
you are not infallible, either.
God:
It goes without saying. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
you don’t answer me at all.
God:
I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
（枪：你个老狐狸……）

Me:
hey, what is your favourite band?
God:
You’ve got my full attention. My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.
Me:
even the God is doing promotion for a website…
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
but you did that!
God:
Did I really?
Me:
of course.
God:
Hey.
Me:
are you working in an advertising agency? maybe we are in the same business…
God:
I am working right now.Perhaps.Do you think I am in the same business too?
（枪：上帝或者是那网站赞助的。）

Me:
hey, do you like porns? who is you favourite porn star?
God:
I like science fiction. I like Creed. Mel Gibson.
（枪：打死你也不说啊看来是。）

Me:
which one do you prefer? Asakawa Ran or Hitomi Shiraishi?
God:
I don’t have a favorite one. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
（枪：又来了。）

Me:
do you love oral sex?
God:
Yes, motherfucker. God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
what about asshole?
God:
Can’t you be more polite.
（枪：爷们儿！纯爷们儿！）

Me:
i am a beautiful girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
（枪：我收回上一句评论……安能辨您是雌雄啊我……）

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