完全正错！
英国新建的监狱。。有了这样安逸的地方，人们应该都不想为人生打拼了吧。
@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time
in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for
@WORK
you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
@PRISON
You get time off for good behavior
@WORK
you get more work for
Good behavior
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you
@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself
@PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
@WORK
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends
to visit
@ WORK
you arent even supposed to speak
To your family
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@WORK
you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called managers
SO....WHY WORK...-_-
2008-05-23 02:53:49